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I'm an art history major. I love the humanities--art, music, literature, and history. I play the piano and I was a band nerd in high school. I occasionally enjoy photography, though I would never identify myself as a photographer. I looove vintage clothing and antiques. My favorite bands include Marilyn Manson, Nightwish, and Emilie Autumn. I post and reblog what I like, and I occasionally just post about my life. That is all. DOB: 1991 Location: Missouri

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lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.

Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine  (via rosenlaui)

This is why he’s not allowed to go shopping without Martin Freeman. He does this

(via tiger-in-the-flightdeck)

Lol oh my god dying from the cute

(via jupitereyed)
bakethatlinguist:

theslavbarbarian:

fuckyeahcracker:

tashabilities:

When I tell you white folks are trying to take over ALL our shit, Including the language that they call us ‘ghetto’ and ‘ignorant’ for using? And they sellin it on teeshirts like a white woman would come up with that phrasing. AAVE is the same language they penalize us for using, denying us opportunities and resources, calling us ignorant, But they put it on a shirt with a BLONDE b***h and SELL IT? I feel kicked in the chest. 

We predicted it and it’s worse than we imagined… smh

what the fuck! that’s sweet brown’s material!

We’ve been saying “ain’t nobody got time for that” (and similar iterations) for a while now. It’s just that the Internet popularized Sweet Brown for saying it. Plus, they violated Disney’s copyright, so hopefully, that shirt might not get very far.

This shirt doesn’t even make sense. Like..why is there a hipster Aurora with that phrase? Does nobody have time for hipster disney princesses? Or is it just some attempt to “cute” it up? I don’t understand. This is some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen, along with white girls attempting duck faces (yeah, we all know that just looks stupid, come on). And yeah, if you’re going to exclude people based on that form of language you should probs not exploit them by putting it on some damn confusing t-shirt.

EDIT: so, apparently some people read that as I don’t know why people are angry about it? No, I know why people are angry about it (and I briefly addressed and agreed with that). I was just confused as to why this was thought of as a design in the first place. It isn’t just the phrase, which really makes fun of that style of language, but the random fact that they have a hipster disney princess with it—-it is just…what? Does disney princess automatically make it “cute” and “white girl buyable”? The design itself is just the most random shit ever, it just doesn’t make sense, and then the phrase itself as a t-shirt is just offensive. So sorry if nobody understood that that is what I meant, but it was. 

bakethatlinguist:

theslavbarbarian:

fuckyeahcracker:

tashabilities:

When I tell you white folks are trying to take over ALL our shit,

Including the language that they call us ‘ghetto’ and ‘ignorant’ for using?

And they sellin it on teeshirts like a white woman would come up with that phrasing.

AAVE is the same language they penalize us for using, denying us opportunities and resources, calling us ignorant,

But they put it on a shirt with a BLONDE b***h and SELL IT?

I feel kicked in the chest.


We predicted it and it’s worse than we imagined… smh

what the fuck! that’s sweet brown’s material!

We’ve been saying “ain’t nobody got time for that” (and similar iterations) for a while now. It’s just that the Internet popularized Sweet Brown for saying it. Plus, they violated Disney’s copyright, so hopefully, that shirt might not get very far.

This shirt doesn’t even make sense. Like..why is there a hipster Aurora with that phrase? Does nobody have time for hipster disney princesses? Or is it just some attempt to “cute” it up? I don’t understand. This is some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen, along with white girls attempting duck faces (yeah, we all know that just looks stupid, come on). And yeah, if you’re going to exclude people based on that form of language you should probs not exploit them by putting it on some damn confusing t-shirt.

EDIT: so, apparently some people read that as I don’t know why people are angry about it? No, I know why people are angry about it (and I briefly addressed and agreed with that). I was just confused as to why this was thought of as a design in the first place. It isn’t just the phrase, which really makes fun of that style of language, but the random fact that they have a hipster disney princess with it—-it is just…what? Does disney princess automatically make it “cute” and “white girl buyable”? The design itself is just the most random shit ever, it just doesn’t make sense, and then the phrase itself as a t-shirt is just offensive. So sorry if nobody understood that that is what I meant, but it was. 

livepassionately2nite:

agentlehobbit:

Ladies and gentlemen… I present to you: Olivia Wilde

I love her so much

Shanghai, China
Pisa, Italy
Longkou, China
Brisbane, Australia
University Place, USA
Salamanca, Spain
Cambridge, England
London, England
Siuntio, Finland
Edinburg, USA
Joice, USA
Philadelphia, PA, USA
St. Paul, USA
Corpus Christi, USA
Manchester, England
Wesley Chapel, USA
Copenhagen, Denmark
Birmingham, England
Woodbury, USA
Kirksville, USA

whynotjanice:

twelvehourslater:

whynotjanice:

youcallmechloe:

“I have a feeling that one day, we’re all just gonna end up in a mental hospital… fandom mental hospital, and I’m pretty convinced that you’ll be able to tell who belonged to which fandom…” [x]

OMG JANICE YOU ARE A GIF SET

I KNOW I SAW IT I’M VERY VERY HAPPY 

JANICE I JUST EXPLODED FOR YOU.

that can be taken two ways.. if you have my very filthy mind omg THANK YOU VERY MUCH KYLE

loonylunalovegood97:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-bite-of-frost:

frequentlytimelow:

kittykatastrophic:

marina-del-cyrus:

Whenever I get period cramps

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I have never seen something so accurate in all my life…

do periods really hurt? In 5th grade sex ed, we learned that it didn’t hurt.

Did that teacher get fired? 

I feel like that teacher should get murdered

Hmm, I  can only WONDER what was that teacher’s biological sex was

Yeah, in 5th and 6th grade they were like “oh, it doesn’t hurt that bad” and “exercise helps”. Yeah, I got my period in 5th grade, and they weren’t bad that year, but all the subsequent ones? Yeah, let me tell you what fucking bullshit that “it doesn’t really hurt” is.  I would take 800mg of ibuprofen and 2 hours later still be in so much pain I’d be crying—and my cramps were not even severe as those who have endometriosis. I started birth control at the age of 13 solely for the purpose of making my cramps better, and even after that they still hurt, just not as badly. Now I am off my birth control and they are like a middle ground: usually so bad i stay up for hours crying in the middle of the night (unless I’m able to head it off with ibuprofen right at the start) the first day or so. In 6th grade I was in so much pain I didn’t want to participate in gym class, and when I did I was just miserable and in pain. Exercise may help a little, but not that fucking much. I do know somebody who doesn’t get cramps, but I have a feeling she’s pretty fucking rare. I think they tell the girls that so that they won’t be terrified about it (or confused like me when I didn’t have cramps when I first started), but it is also highly unrealistic. So yeah, periods hurt like hell.

xonicolenatalie:

bittersweetaubade:

shayneelouise:

dontbreakveg:

punkgoeshardinthepaint:

darthdamon:

dont-look-at-this-url:

opinionated-vegan:

dont-look-at-this-url:

dontbreakveg:

#vegan #vegan #vegans #vegetarian #vegetarians #animals #animallover #veganfoodshare #vegansofig #vegansofaustralia #animalrights #animalwelfare #animalliberation #animalliberationfront

No, I hate how some vegans think those who eat animals are just ignorant asses.

If you openly devour the flesh of animals even though you know that they’re sentient beings and feel pain,
Then yeah you’re an ignorant asshole.

…Really? Plants are alive, and they breath, so presumably they would have nerve endings, so they can feel pain. So, while I respect the fact that you don’t agree with me eating meat, you really have no argument.

for fuck sake respect the food chain. it’s worked for millions of years, don’t fuck it up for us assholes.
seriously.
RESPECT. THE. FOOD. CHAIN

seriously even as a vegetarian I can say those who do it for the SAVE THE ANIMALS shit is so dumb man animals were put on earth for larger animals to eat. guess what fuckers, we are the Mac daddy on the food chain. we win. we get the right to eat whatever animal we so please. I only skip meat for weight loss.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is the funniest conversation I’ve read in a while, thank you for that.

AHAH wow. wow, I…wow. Ahah…

Oh please just stop, dying over here.

Oh, just shut the fuck up.
Vegans OBVIOUSLY do not respect all living creatures because they DO NOT RESPECT HUMANS WHO GO ALONG WITH SOCIETAL NORMS BECAUSE MAYBE THEY WOULD BE OSTRACIZED BY THEIR FAMILIES. LIKE I WAS for just being a VEGETARIAN.
See, this makes most vegans seem like they’re quiet little fuckers who don’t say shit to anyone and aren’t all preachy about shit.
SOME ARE. And to those Vegans, I FUCKING SALUTE you. Because a SHIT TON of Vegans get all preachy and tell me what I SHOULD and SHOULD NOT do.
I AM NOT SITTING HERE TELLING ANYONE NOT TO BE VEGAN. IT’S YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
I AM SITTING HERE TELLING YOU NOT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

Also going to point out that Vegan lifestyles depend on the labor of those who harvest the produce that they eat, often on underpaid wages. So, in a way some of them put animals above humans. There’s nothing wrong with being vegan if it is the right choice for you, but don’t be an ass to others because we like the taste of bacon and aren’t sorry about it. Some of us do differentiate between animals, and that’s just the way it is. I understand wanting to make sure that the animals are treated as well as they can be so they aren’t abused before it is their…time, but I think many people underestimate farmers and their dedication to these animals, even if they’re being raised for slaughter. Farmers often care deeply for these animals, it is why they’re farming in the first place. Give them the benefit of the doubt. Yeah, main thing is to not be an ass about it. It’s your choice, don’t tell other people what to do with their lives.

xonicolenatalie:

bittersweetaubade:

shayneelouise:

dontbreakveg:

punkgoeshardinthepaint:

darthdamon:

dont-look-at-this-url:

opinionated-vegan:

dont-look-at-this-url:

dontbreakveg:

#vegan #vegan #vegans #vegetarian #vegetarians #animals #animallover #veganfoodshare #vegansofig #vegansofaustralia #animalrights #animalwelfare #animalliberation #animalliberationfront

No, I hate how some vegans think those who eat animals are just ignorant asses.

If you openly devour the flesh of animals even though you know that they’re sentient beings and feel pain,

Then yeah you’re an ignorant asshole.

…Really? Plants are alive, and they breath, so presumably they would have nerve endings, so they can feel pain. So, while I respect the fact that you don’t agree with me eating meat, you really have no argument.


for fuck sake respect the food chain.
it’s worked for millions of years, don’t fuck it up for us assholes.

seriously.

RESPECT. THE. FOOD. CHAIN

seriously even as a vegetarian I can say those who do it for the SAVE THE ANIMALS shit is so dumb man animals were put on earth for larger animals to eat. guess what fuckers, we are the Mac daddy on the food chain. we win. we get the right to eat whatever animal we so please. I only skip meat for weight loss.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is the funniest conversation I’ve read in a while, thank you for that.

AHAH wow. wow, I…wow. Ahah…

Oh please just stop, dying over here.

Oh, just shut the fuck up.

Vegans OBVIOUSLY do not respect all living creatures because they DO NOT RESPECT HUMANS WHO GO ALONG WITH SOCIETAL NORMS BECAUSE MAYBE THEY WOULD BE OSTRACIZED BY THEIR FAMILIES. LIKE I WAS for just being a VEGETARIAN.

See, this makes most vegans seem like they’re quiet little fuckers who don’t say shit to anyone and aren’t all preachy about shit.

SOME ARE. And to those Vegans, I FUCKING SALUTE you. Because a SHIT TON of Vegans get all preachy and tell me what I SHOULD and SHOULD NOT do.

I AM NOT SITTING HERE TELLING ANYONE NOT TO BE VEGAN. IT’S YOUR FUCKING LIFE.

I AM SITTING HERE TELLING YOU NOT TO BE AN ASSHOLE.

Also going to point out that Vegan lifestyles depend on the labor of those who harvest the produce that they eat, often on underpaid wages. So, in a way some of them put animals above humans. There’s nothing wrong with being vegan if it is the right choice for you, but don’t be an ass to others because we like the taste of bacon and aren’t sorry about it. Some of us do differentiate between animals, and that’s just the way it is. I understand wanting to make sure that the animals are treated as well as they can be so they aren’t abused before it is their…time, but I think many people underestimate farmers and their dedication to these animals, even if they’re being raised for slaughter. Farmers often care deeply for these animals, it is why they’re farming in the first place. Give them the benefit of the doubt. 

Yeah, main thing is to not be an ass about it. It’s your choice, don’t tell other people what to do with their lives.

clockworkdog:

assporn:

swoz:

annilylf:

catbountry:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

thelastqueenofscotland:

mockingdjay:

remyreaper:

mrs-plantagenet:

moddedcarbine:

Thought you couldn’t hate Obama any more than you already do?  This is absolutely absurd.  Just the mere fact that he would ask (order) a Marine to do this shows he has no concept of respect.  Think this is photoshopped?  I got it from the CNN website.  It’s completely true.  Do a web search and you’ll see multiple sources.  This President is absolutely worthless.

Title ten of the Armed Forces US Code says that members of the military do what is asked of them by their  Commander in Chief.  The man next to them is the Prime Minister of  Hungary.  It would be bad show to let the rain fall on the head of a visiting diplomat, and any Marine on Presidential duty is honored to be there.  This is not about the umbrellas, it is about treating visiting dignitaries with honor and respect.  To only have an umbrella over the head of Prime Minister Orban would be a sign of superiority or strength over the visiting PM.  The president did the correct thing in the situation by showing enough respect for his fellow leader and giving them both an equal platform.

Y’all need to stop freaking the fuck out over stupid shit like umbrellas.

pls.

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also he didn’t think he even needed the umbrella, thus resulting in this picture of him checking if it was even raining even more aka my favorite picture of him ever:

Speaking as the son of a former Army officer, OP’s post is even more disrespectful towards the Marine in the photo - and the US military in general - than it is towards the President. It shows that literally the only part of being in the military OP has respect for is the part that involves killing others and that is not the biggest part of the military by a long shot and is not the part of military service most members joined for. People join the military to serve the nation, and part of that is stuff like this. There is a reason active duty military do not and are not supposed to discuss their opinions of a President during that President’s term. The President is the Commander in Chief regardless of who they actually are. Republican, Democrat, third party, no longer existent party: it does not matter. Being art of the White House guard and the Presidential detail, especially when a foreign dignitary or leader is present, is one of the biggest honors in the military.

But it’s a fucking umbrella, so complaining about it in the first place is massively moronic.

OP postin’ some Fox news Facebook level shit.

Hahaha, he’s not even the first one to do it either, just the first one for all these morons to kick up shit about.

I wonder.

YEAH GOD. THAT VOLUNTEER IN A VOLUNTEER SERVICE SURE AS HECK MUST HATE SERVING HIS BOSS WHO HE ASKED, IS PAID TO AND IS SWORN TO SERVE.

ah, I love tumblr flip-arounds. UwU)

I’m so glad no one agreed with the original poster on this. 

And sorry but if I had the chance to hold an umbrella for any president/king/queen/prime minister I’d be pretty ecstatic!